Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts

April Fools Video Prank in Math Class

Published on Apr 2, 2015
I played a trick on my math class for April Fool's Day. In this one, I'm showing a "homework help" video that gets some trigonometry wrong. How embarrassing!
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Don't Stay in School

Published on Feb 2, 2015
What I learned in school vs. What I didn't learn in school.
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I can't remember feeling so passionate whilst writing something in ages. I absolutely love a lot of the subjects I mention in this - astronomy, particle physics, pure maths... but I hate that everyone is forced to learn them. It should be a choice. There are a million other things wrong with education, but this one stood out as the most obvious and most insane.

The point of this song is to get people talking - if you share it, use #DontStayInSchool so we can all get involved in the conversation.

I wasn’t taught how to get a job
but I can remember dissecting a frog
I wasn’t taught how to pay tax
but I know loads about Shakespeare's classics

I was never taught how to vote
they devoted that time to defining isotopes
I wasn’t taught how to look after my health
but mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Never spent a lesson on current events
instead I studied The Old American West
I was never taught what laws there are.
I was never taught what laws there are.

Let me repeat - I was not taught the laws for the country I live in,
but I know how Henry the VIII killed his women.
Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
glad that’s in my head instead of financial advice

I was shown the wavelengths of different hues of light
but I was never taught my human rights
Apparently there’s 30, do you know them? I don’t
Why the hell can’t we both recite them by rote?!

I know igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary rocks
Yet I don’t know squat about trading stocks
Or how money works at all - where does it come from?
Who controls it? How does the thing that motivates the world function?

not taught how to budget and disburse my earnings
I was too busy rehearsing cursive.
Didn’t learn how much it costs to raise a kid or what an affidavit is
but I spent days on what the quadratic equation is

negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared
minus 4ac over 2a
That’s insane, that’s absolutely insane.
They made me learn that over basic first aid

How to recognise the most deadly Mental disorders // or
diseases with preventable causes // How to buy a
house with a mortgage // if I could afford it
‘cause abstract maths was deemed more important

than advice that would literally save thousands of lives
but it’s cool, ‘cause now I could tell you if the number of unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime.

Never taught present day practical medicines,
but I was told what the ancient hippocratic method is
“I’ve got a headache, the pain is ceaseless
what should I take?” umm... maybe try some leeches?

“Could we discuss domestic abuse and get the facts
or how to help my depressed friend with their mental state?”
Ummm... no but learn mental maths
because “you won’t have a calculator with you every day!”

They say it’s not the kids, the parents are the problem
Then if you taught the kids to parent that’s the problem solved then!
All this advice about using a condom
but none for when you actually have a kid when you want one

I’m only fluent in this language, for serious?
The rest of the world speaks two, do you think I’m an idiot?
They chose the solar over the political system
So like a typical citizen now I don’t know what I’m voting on

which policies exist, or how to make them change
mais oui, je parle un peu de Francais
So at 18, I was expected to elect a representative
For a system I had never ever ever ever been presented with

But I won’t take it
I’ll tell everyone my childhood was wasted
I’ll share it everywhere how I was “educated”
And insist these pointless things
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Stop Gun Violence - Controversial PSA Encouraging Kids to Steal Guns from Their Parents and Give Them to their Teachers.

I'm sure this wouldn't cause any problems.

Published on Dec 23, 2014
Violent crimes have been committed by children who wrongfully had access to firearms. Society as a whole should take stricter measure to keep guns out of hands of children.

Baby Got Class -- A back to school parody

Published on Aug 19, 2014
This one goes out to all the teachers, bus drivers, administrators, and support staff who teach and love our children. THANK YOU for all you do!
CONTACT for permissions and to learn about our day jobs
oh, and @snootyneighbor (yep she just started tweeting)

Key & Peele - The School Bully (FULL HD)

Published on Nov 8, 2012 by 
If you want me to upload something feel free to inbox me.

Teacher Shows Student The Proper Way To Dance

Published on Oct 20, 2012 by 
What started out as a small prank (foot-working in front of random people after school) turned into a party on Whitney Young's 2nd floor the minute Mr."Thirst Gawd" Fanning decided to be the first person to strike back. Shout out to that man Norris, '13 ;) Follow me btw, @ThatJarayrayDIP.

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Guy does Gangnam Style at NCHS Pep Rally

Published on Oct 5, 2012 by 
Student at Northwest Cabarrus High School in Concord, North Carolina does the Gangnam Style dance at a pep rally. I put the actual song audio over the original video because all the cheering made the song hard to hear.
Watch in 720p! 1080p doesn't make a difference, since the video is cropped so much.

Insane Dodge Ball Kill!

Published on Oct 4, 2012 by 
Dodge and knock a player out by doing a gainer.
Dodge ball every Thursday at 8pm at Kean University

edit: this is my tricking channel for those interested.

We Are Hungry - parody on the national school lunch policy

Published on Sep 17, 2012 by 
A parody on the national school lunch policy mandated by The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 which humorously shows the results of the limitations in carbohydrates and proteins.

No copyright infringement of original song "We Are Young" by Fun. was intended.

To help repeal the new guidelines, please visit

To make your voice heard contact:
Undersecretary of Food & Nutrition Services
Kevin Concannon
1400 Independence Ave., SW
Washington, D.C. 20250
Secretary of Agriculture
Tom Vilsack
1400 Independence Ave., SW
Washington, D.C. 20250

Give me some seconds
I, I need to get some food today
My friends are at the corner store
Getting junk so they don't waste away
My lover ate her 2 grams of meat
Just about to starve
My bread was taken by some school bully
Askin' bout s'more
And i know i gave up on food months ago
I know i'm trying to forget it
But between the milk and feta cheese
The pains in my tummy sing
You know I'm trying hard to find

So by the time you go to practice
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home

We are hungry.
Set the policy on fire
It can burn brighter
Than the sun

We are hungry
Set the policy on fire
It can burn brighter
Than the sun

Now i know that this is not
All that you got.
I guess that I,
I just thought maybe we could find a
way not to starve today
But our friends are back
They are filled right up
Cause they found somewhere to find lots of food

We are hungry
Set the policy on fire
It can burn brighter
Than the sun

We are hungry
Set the policy on fire
It can burn brighter
Than the sun

Crawling home tonight
Just crawling home tonight
Crawling home tonight
Just crawling home tonight;

The cooks are on my side
But I have no energy to run
So will someone come and carry me home tonight
No nourishment arrived
But i can taste mom's meal
So will someone come and carry me home

We are hungry
Set the policy on fire
It can burn brighter
Than the sun

We are hungry
Set the policy on fire
It can burn brighter
Than the sun

So if by the time that it's all over
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home tonight

Cheating in Middle School

Published on Sep 18, 2012 by 
Story detailing the very first time I ever cheated in school.

Music by: Harry Gettings //
Credits music: Geometry Wars by Chris Chudley //

"the worst test" - an engineering flash mob

Published on Sep 15, 2012 by 
skule nite 1t3 warns students about the hardships of engineering at an university of toronto engineering exam.

originally performed in skule nite 1t0 - directed by dan marquez.
lyrics by jonny sun.
based on gangster's paradise by coolio.

Cute First day of school outfit ideas!

Published on Aug 11, 2012 by 
As much as some of us may wanna avoid it, back to school is coming
quick! I hope you guys enjoy these outfit ideas and look out for more "Back to school with Beth" videos coming soon! :)


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